galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

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malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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Godfrey Gao for Nanyou Magazine (x)

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