omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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simhasanam:

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in…

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- why do you keep checking your watch?
Oh, well, I guess it’s because…

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feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

posted 19 hours ago with 211,298 notes

Skillet Bacon Mac & Cheese

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geyezik:

seriously every line of this movie is gold

posted 20 hours ago with 342,226 notes

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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